as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dick very happy bro
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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