this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Randomize
