shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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