i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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