no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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