Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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