Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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