He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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