By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
