I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
