he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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