you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
