The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it's great music for shaving your balls
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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