everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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