doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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