She went from zero to smokin in five shots
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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