I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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