Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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