Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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