did you get engaged???
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
