I could have mohawked her pubes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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