Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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