I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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