I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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