Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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