dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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