I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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