About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
