Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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