You work out of a Hotel?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
