No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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