porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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