For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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