i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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