Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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