I love black thongs
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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