His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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