i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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