K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
