The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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