This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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