i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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