I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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