I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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