youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Two words: nipple clamps
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