No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
