why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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