after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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