I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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