I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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